The Silent Power Of One

i-r-confused:

theselener:

freakvevo:

freakvevo:

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish

One is an inanimate object used for musical purposes while the other is a water inhabiting vertebrate

you can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish

this post just got 100000000x better

(Source: aclorable)

apatheticghost:

what i learned from school

1. im a fucking piece of shit
2. everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
3. mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

“no, i got them all cut.”

(Source: buttermilkqueen)

when i say ‘the internet’ i actually just mean tumblr

(Source: iknowitsmad)

leo-las:

ironinkpen:

Okay so you know these glasses right?

I was in class and I put them on. And, being the dramatic smartass I am I turned to my friend and said, with the most conviction I could muster, “Behold- I am now ten times funnier.”

And she looked at me- looked at me dead in the eyes- and said very seriously:

“Ten times zero… is still zero”

Your friend just went up all the levels

best-of-funny:

lcate:

perseaus:

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

• morning sex
• afternoon sex
• dinner sex
• after meal sex
• i made pancakes sex
• good morning sex
• they kids are at school sex
• shower sex
• bored sex
• make up sex
• break up sex
• obama won sex
• romney lost sex
• monday sex
• tuesday sex
• wednesday sex
• thursday sex
• friday sex
• saturday sex
• monday sex
• there is nothing on tv sex
• i love you sex

what about sunday

sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus 

X

(Source: joesphjonas)

emaeye:

my-raggedy-detective:

shercroc:

primisthebomb:

the show awkward is supposed to depict the life of a socially awkward teenage blogger but in the show she has 2 hot guys that want to be with her but she can’t choose one like hONESTLY THAT IS NOT THE LIFE OF A SOCIALLY AWKWARD BLOGGER THAT ISN’T EVEN AWKWARD

maybe at the end the hot guys turn out to be fictional characters and its all in her head and the camera zooms out on a scene of her laughing alone with salad

omg