baracknobama:

they dont even sell garages at garage sales

(Source: baracknobama)

155,140 notes

detektivcanon:

this is the most awkward screencap that ive taken in my entire life

detektivcanon:

this is the most awkward screencap that ive taken in my entire life

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shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze:

omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help

shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze
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omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help

(Source: kingjrific)

970,562 notes

disneydamselestelle:

Frozen is the first movie to show depressed charact-

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Frozen is the first movie to be about an outcast-

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Frozen is the first movie with magic-

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Frozen is the first movie with a dysfunctional fam-

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Frozen is the first to not have love at first sight-

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Frozen is the first Disney movie to teach girls they don’t need to be saved by-

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Frozen is the first movie where the princess isn’t only focused on marrying a prince-

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Frozen is the first-

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officialunitedstates:

98% of all Internet users would cry if Facebook broke down. If you are part of that 2% who simply would sit back and laugh, copy and paste this into your signature.

1,749 notes

dajo42:

"it’s just a phase"
i mean the moon has phases but it’s still literally always the moon. just because the moon’s doing something different today doesn’t mean it was lying about being the moon yesterday

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legalmexican:

implodingvagina:

legalmexican:

Horses would be scary as fuck if they were carnivorous

What kind of drug do u have to be on to think about things like this

No drugs just having to wake up at 6:30 am

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favabean05:

alljustletters:

andercas:

no matter how old I get

I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings

Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.

500,241 notes

spoopythebarista:

staystrong-evenwhenfallingapart:

dream-chaserxo:

Infused in the white bead is water from Mount Everest, the highest point on earth. In the black bead, mud from the Dead Sea, the lowest point on earth. Separating the two beads are clear beads, representative of the story we all have to tell. Life moves through cycles, find your balance.
"Sometimes you’re on top of the world, stay humble. Sometimes you’ve hit a low, stay hopeful.”

I WANT ONE SOOO BAD 

I’m buying one now that i just got paid

spoopythebarista:

staystrong-evenwhenfallingapart:

dream-chaserxo:

Infused in the white bead is water from Mount Everest, the highest point on earth. In the black bead, mud from the Dead Sea, the lowest point on earth. Separating the two beads are clear beads, representative of the story we all have to tell. Life moves through cycles, find your balance.

"Sometimes you’re on top of the world, stay humble. Sometimes you’ve hit a low, stay hopeful.

I WANT ONE SOOO BAD 

I’m buying one now that i just got paid

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inkskinned:

when my dad was in law school he knew these two girls who told him “people look at us like we were meat anyway so we decided to make some money off of it” so they wore bikinis and high heels and sold WAY overpriced hot dogs as a way of financing their education. they graduated summa cum laude with no debt and let me just say i have never been so inspired

70,458 notes

the-werefox:

merscaredie:

merscaredie:

merscaredie:

still no response; unsure if she’s in tune with my specific needs

nevermind she gets me


SHE LITERALLY JUST BROUGHT 100 SKELEMANS HOME


what exactly is going on in that picture in the background

the-werefox:

merscaredie:

merscaredie:

merscaredie:

still no response; unsure if she’s in tune with my specific needs

nevermind she gets me

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SHE LITERALLY JUST BROUGHT 100 SKELEMANS HOME

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what exactly is going on in that picture in the background

164,191 notes